Welcome to Utah.

There were 26 girls in my high school graduating class in 2009.

I did a little experiment and went through my yearbook... 13 of these girls are now either married, engaged, or have a baby. (Interestingly, all the ones with babies are not married.)

Married: 5
Currently engaged: 5
Babies: 4

FOURTEEN?! As in... OVER HALF? Ho-ly fuck... There isn't even a need for high school reunions anymore, with Facebook constantly updating us on what everyone is doing. I was able to find every girl from my class except for one. Just shoot me now.

There were 37 guys in my class. I know, it was a very uneven ratio. Less of them have facebooks, but here are their stats. Haha I feel creepy.

Served/is serving a mission: 5
Married or engaged: 6
Babies: 2
Realized they were gay: 1

The two guys with babies... one of them got the girl pregnant in high school and THEN got married. The other is my ex-boyfriend whom got a girl pregnant and I believe he has not yet married her.

It's funny to me how traditional Utah is generally, but all of my classmates with children are not the least bit traditional...